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The Great Pizza Orientation Test
Regardless of your feelings about Domino’s, the fact that you can order it online without having to talk to a human being is fantastic.
Type a little on your computer and magically a pizza shows up at your door. It’s the closest thing we have to Star Trek’s food replicator. Only it takes about 25 minutes to work. And the food delivery unit at my Domino’s has a bad...
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Elephants Never Forget
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As...
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once...
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Watchthis model seems a bit buggy… can we get another one?
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Did anyone just get a creepy half-life flashback...
G-man is back!
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How to know I've had enough tumblr for now...
The app crashes… You would think it shouldn’t happen that often, but evry time I’ve scrolled a decent amount, it crashes.
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